Set to the tune of “Be Our Guest” from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
With apologies to Howard Ashman and Alan Menken….

Get a book, find a book
Pick it up and have a look
When you feel that you’re in need of some romance,
You’ve got your book
Histories
Contemporaries
Maybe even a series
There’s a romance and you’ll love it
Tell the folks who hate them, “shove it”
You’ll find joy, you’ll find lust,
On a cover, the heroine’s bust
But you know that what’s inside will get you hooked!
So come on, find a cozy chair,
Curl up, let down your hair
And read a book, read a book
Read a book!
But romance can grow and change
And evolve—it’s got a range
Nowadays you’ll find our books have couples
Who do things so strange
They’ve got suspense, they’ve got fantasy
And paranormals, they’re for me
With a romance you’ve got everything
And then some, since it’s taken wing
Our books are our friends
They’re companions to the end
And we love to open up their mysteries
So come on, find a cozy chair,
Curl up, let down your hair
And read a book, read a book,
Read a book!