Set to the tune of “A Fine Romance” from the Astaire and Rogers favorite, Swing Time
With deep apologies to Dorothy Fields and Jerome Kern….
A fine romance, with lots of kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We love to read about the heroes and seducers
And we love to meet here with the movie producers
A fine romance, it’s so special
A fine romance, with it we’ll nestle
I don’t want to play bridge
With my elderly aunt
That doesn’t have a chance
When there’s a fine romance

A fine romance, my good friends here
We’ll take romance, we’re truly sincere
We read about the men with
Their abject devotion
We love it when they break down
And express emotion
A fine romance with some quarrels
A few insults and lost morals
Our hero shouldn’t muss the crease
In his tight pants
Whenever we get the chance
We read a fine romance